Ah, Jeff....*dark, black stuff covers an area and a dark green, cloaked figure appears* Don't worry, it's not Zalgo. I....am Zack the Fallen, or 'Zeal' as a nickname. I won't bother with obvious stuff, as I have become a mercenary with Eldritch Powers, and....I thought I'd hand off a little something I've been 'experimenting' with. Thought I'd let you be the first to know of it. *takes out a red ball of some sort with a white biohazard symbol on it* This 'bubble' is a generous helping of the Eldritch Pathogen I've been working on called Endergen. This pathogen can be altered to have whatever symptoms I choose, and still maintain the appearance of a gumball.
So tell me.....does this thing not look.....appetizing?